Jobzilla, part 1

"Japan orchistrated the death of Steve Jobs. In the 80's they began plans to stealthily assassinate him, when it was predicted by a mongolian witch that in the future, sales of apple products would overtake that of sony products.
The battle between Gojira, and Mecha-Jobbsu-san raged long into the 90's, and came to a head at the battle of neo-york-1, in 2001, when Mecha-Jobbsu was forced to concede defeat, after the twin towers were knocked down by a stray Jobbsu-Beamu.
He vowed that there would be no more collateral damage, and once and for all banished godzilla from America using the last of his strength, but he knew he would eventually succumb to pancreatic cancer, caused by radiation from Godzilla's atomic breath, leaking through a cracked plate on Mecha-Jobbsu.
The battle of Neo-York was covered up expertly as a terrorist attack, and the populace of the east coast was brainwashed by a giant raygun from the moon, powered by space energy.
As well as this, the invasion of Iraq was actually to erect an anti-Godzilla device of ancient, Mayan design, to prevent Japan's mascot, defender, and close friend Godzilla from ever entering the western world again.

Also, the illuminati are all Jews."

And thus begins the saga of- JOBZILLA!