Alex plays games, and stuff...
Monday, 1 October 2012
Butt Pirate
I have nothing against homosexuals, gays, queers, butt pirates, fudge packers, or bumders. They're all friends of mine.
Except Tom Cruise... (/slander)
Sunday, 30 September 2012
Friday, 3 August 2012
Kerbal Space Program... Amidoinitrite?

If not, well at least Jeb is having a pretty cool time...
So I made a pretty neat boat. 5.6m/s for a top speed is pretty lame, but I'm sure I can sail around the world with a little refining...
Sunday, 29 July 2012
Kerbal Space Program- A how-to guide... Sort of...
And thats how you get to the Mun!
The amount of time I've spent playing this, even though it's still in alpha, is unbeleivable. Yes, I've only made maybe two successful Mun landings, but it's still interesting when your carefully build rocket explodes 3 seconds after takeoff, or you send some helpless Kerbal pilots into an inescapable orbit into the sun...
In other news, handsome Godzilla has something to say to you...
Saturday, 28 July 2012
Jobzilla part 2- In which Godzilla is handsome...

Oh Godzilla, you so handsome... Uguu~
Oh, and don't count on the accuracy of the translations... I don't know moonspeak too well...
Friday, 27 July 2012
Jobzilla, part 1

The battle between Gojira, and Mecha-Jobbsu-san raged long into the 90's, and came to a head at the battle of neo-york-1, in 2001, when Mecha-Jobbsu was forced to concede defeat, after the twin towers were knocked down by a stray Jobbsu-Beamu.
He vowed that there would be no more collateral damage, and once and for all banished godzilla from America using the last of his strength, but he knew he would eventually succumb to pancreatic cancer, caused by radiation from Godzilla's atomic breath, leaking through a cracked plate on Mecha-Jobbsu.
The battle of Neo-York was covered up expertly as a terrorist attack, and the populace of the east coast was brainwashed by a giant raygun from the moon, powered by space energy.
As well as this, the invasion of Iraq was actually to erect an anti-Godzilla device of ancient, Mayan design, to prevent Japan's mascot, defender, and close friend Godzilla from ever entering the western world again.
Also, the illuminati are all Jews."
And thus begins the saga of- JOBZILLA!
Sunday, 22 July 2012
OH BOY BRITISH SUMMERTIME
IT'S LIKE THERES A PARTY IN MY FACE AND ONLY OH GOD WHY AM I COATED IN MUCUS, SWEAT, AND TEARS!
Seriously, as soon as the sun shines, I just start leaking from all my facial orifaces. I don't know if it's hayfever, a summer cold, or i'm just allergic to sunlight.
Welp, better stay inside and play more GW2 beta, and some Kerbal Space Program...
Oh, and it doesn't help that the sunlight makes my beard look all ginger in places... I need to shave this pubey puppy off...
Seriously, as soon as the sun shines, I just start leaking from all my facial orifaces. I don't know if it's hayfever, a summer cold, or i'm just allergic to sunlight.
Welp, better stay inside and play more GW2 beta, and some Kerbal Space Program...
Oh, and it doesn't help that the sunlight makes my beard look all ginger in places... I need to shave this pubey puppy off...
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